The Boundless Beach of Gio Farm 92 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.753 billion Gio Farm 92ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 92ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,572 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 92's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 92 is ranked 32,027^th in the world and 154^th in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 67.75 kickbacks per hour.